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sir benjjjamín

classiest frog on this planet

person: hello benjjjamín🙏
sir benjjjamín: blep🤞😜
person: i agree
sir benjjjamín: blep blep🙏🙏🙏😹😹

by spidermanstwinbrother July 26, 2022


Sir Comma

Saying it sounds like "Suck on mah".

Bob: Say, Sir comma Balls.
Larry: Suck on mah balls.

by LeilaSP May 17, 2019


Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022


Sir Robin

A writer, blogger, gamer or anyone with a social presence who frequently pontificates to an audience with volumes of in-actionable advice. The "Sir Robin" will bore you to tears because his or her advice is always impractical or self-evident, and if your problems were as easy to solve with the "Sir Robin"'s pat answer, a lot more people would be enjoying tbe benefits of that fake wisdom.
The "Sir Robin"'s sole objective is to "hear himself talk" and grab attention.

The term is derived from the author Robin Sharma, who is known for writing useless books recycling the same impractical advice.

- Did you read "The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari"?
- I could only get through two chapters before I was "Sir Robined" to sleep. You can only read that the solution to life, the universe and everything is "wake up early and get more exercise" 100 times.

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- What did player 'Grandalf' tell you to do to beat that nasty boss in the game?
- He's a"Sir Robin" - blabbed about "you need better mods" - like they fall out of the sky.

by krssh October 26, 2017


Mr. Sir

Mr Sir is the head counsellor at Camp Green Lake, and the secondary antagonist of Holes.

Yes, Mr. Sir

by Handsomesquidward#1098 November 24, 2021


Sir Jeffrey

The greatest person a person can know. Always opens the door even for the most horrible of people

Man that guy that guy is a Sir Jeffrey

by Sir Seniõr Jeffrey April 3, 2016


Sir Glancelot

Somebody who has a major staring problem.

"I'm trying to listen to what you're saying, but it's kind of hard to because of Sir Glancelot over there."

by TheTwistedFalcon March 11, 2019