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When autocorrect fucks with you
guy 1: holy sit
guy 2: Jacob, i think you mean holy shit
guy 1: no, i am siting on a flattened god
guy 2: HOLY SIT!
Jeans that are flexible enough to sit in for a long period of time
Person1: We are going to a restaurant so im going to wear my sitting jeans!
Person2: Okay! Me too.
when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating
your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting
when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating
your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting
That woman's got to be sitting on the drapes.
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When someone is sitting down with their legs spread very far apart, as if they have the largest dick and balls in the world and this is the closest they can bring their legs together.
God damnit, during rush hour the train was full of assholes man-sitting with their legs all up in my space.
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The action of putting thumb into butt hole before sitting. America's favorite past time for when you are bored and no plans.
Jill: "What are you doing today?" Jack: "Oh, just a whole lot of thumb sitting."
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