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A person that thinks they are going to single-handedly, or sometimes with the help of like-minded individuals, save a community.
Cops, prosecutors, golf course security guards, self-important businessmen, and politicians generally have a dragon slayer mentality.
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Man who has sex with substantially less attractive women on a regular basis (the women would be referred to as goblins).
Grimey: Dude I saw that goblin you brought home last night, you slay that shit?
Mooch: Fuck you man, you're still a bigger goblin slayer than I'll ever be.
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n. A man that, despite even extreme levels of intoxication, exhibits impermeable resolve in his resistance to the venomous advances and wiles of the dreaded Swamp Donkey.
Josh was a surly drunk, and probably made a fool of himself on the dance floor, but his prowess as a Donk Slayer could not be denied.
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Guys who solely dates fat ugly chicks, because they have no other options as all the princess will not even look at them.
Holy crap, look at that dragon slayer over there.
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The man who comes to a party and whips out his dick. Has a deep rumbling voice, preferably Hispanic, and will "slay" any female in his vicinity.
Jon "Slayer of Pussy" : "Hey Bitch, Get on My cock"
Hot babe: Sure
Jon "Slayer of Pussy" : "AARRRGGGHHH"
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A God among men who has sex with an enormous amount of sluts. It can be said that he destroys their vaginas.
Garrett became known as the slu slayer after continuously pounding Liz's pussy to a pulp.
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From,"You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been slaying dragons longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
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