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slow-mo

Abbreviation for "slow motion".

Dude! Was that a sush? Nooooo! *exaggerated slow-mo dive towards the floor*

by misanon May 15, 2011

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slow on the uptake

Used to describe someone who is simple, slow, retarded or lacking intelligence.

My ex husband and his new wife are a little slow on the uptake.

by Sandi68 April 14, 2006

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slow horse

comparing someones intelligence to the speed of a horse finishing a race. the slow horse would natrually finish last, therefore the person who is the 'slow horse' is not very bright.

1. someone of minimal intelligence or who does not understand simple concepts

2. someone who is illeterate

3. often used to call someone stupid when they dont understand something, commonly a simple joke

4. a dumbass

can add the word "dusty" in front to mean a person who is both foul or dirty as well as unintelligent

BOBBY: OMG, I was trying to talk to Amanda this morning, and she just had the most stupid look on her face like she was confused by the most simple sentance!

MICHELLE: She is such a slow horse, it's like talking to an infant.

AMY: Wait, who are we talking about again?

BOBBY (to AMY): Wow, you slow horse.

by BobbyLicious SupaTramp โ™ฅ July 5, 2009

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slow hoe

A person of female origin known not only to get around a lot, but also to not really notice that she is doing it (basically to dumb to realize she's a hoe; i.e. a blond).

"yo bro, i fucked that alice chick the other day"
"what?! me too, but she told me she was a virgin!"
"serious? she told me that too, what a slow hoe"

by britten92 August 26, 2008

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slow head

A nice and slow blow job.

After a long day at work Julie rewards her man with some slow head.

by cobrax007 March 26, 2014

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


slow walker

a fan of spring awakening who is particularly enamored with hanschen/johhny b. wright! the name comes from a quote from the play in which one girl tells the others "last one to the bridge has to hold hands with hanschen!" therefore, the fans of hanschen would walk very slowly to the bridge.

fangirl: who's your fave SA character?

me: hanschen! i'm a very very slow walker :)

by my.junk.is.sa March 15, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slow Grind

Slow Grinding is when a male or female comes up behind another male or female and rubs their genitals on the buttocks of their slow grind partner. Crank That Soulja Boy is a dance, Slow Grind is a way of life and will last forever. There is a podcast called SlowGrind FM that broadcasts the Slow Grind genre of music. Perfected by Thomas Semere, Adeeb Chowdhury, Shabir Chowdhury, & Jinoo Jain of Santa Clara, California(the point of origin).

John: "Wow Thomas! You slow grinded the hell out of her!!

Thomas: "John, it's what I do. My lower body is perfect for gyrating with the fairer sex."

by Craigwick Davidson December 3, 2009

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