SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.
#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”
To dress, act, or look very bad and careless.
Jerry: Damn... That boy Tyrone came to school with a brown shirt and red shoes. How slump can he get?
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce
To be completely out of energy or just feeling done with the day/week etc.
To relax and procrastinate all work.
"Man im done with this week, I just wanna slump"
When you're high AF and can barely open your eyes and melting into the couch
"He's all slump from just 2 hits of the kind bud"
Slumps are Sluts that support Trump's ethics. Low life losers that accept the fact they will misrepresent themselves, even illegally, to achieve success
Both of them have become Slumps by leaving a trail of bankruptcies and unpaid taxes in their wake.