When the slush (or any noun) is so wocky you go retarded
"Yo man what's wrong with him? All he did was take a sip and now he's trippin!"
"That's the Wocky Slush Effect!"
n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.
A poopy explosion brought on by drinking too much Boone's Farm in which the desecration happens on the feet.
"Man, I brought this girl back from the bar and she Boone's Farm Slush Puppy (ied) all over me."