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A hopeless Trainline in London that always fuck up.
Me: I’m gonna travel home on Southern Rail for a change
Southern: nah mate fuck off we delayed has hell.
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a potent sweet caramel flavored liquor popular amongst people too young to be drinking leagaly
Billy got hammered on southern comfort and yakked all over the bathroom
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southern lights is incense that makes you freaking high more than regular weed for an hour maximum.
it doesn't show up on drug tests.
& it's legal
Oh shiz, Bobby and I were so high off southern lights last night, we forgot which way was north and which was south.
southern lights is so good
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A misspelled form of southern belle, which this website apparently doesn't have the definition of.
A southern belle is a beautiful, rich and innocent girl from the Southern states of the U.S. The term is most commonly found in romance novels or books, since society is being taken over by a new generation that doesn't deign to use it. (psst, that means us, the teenagers and future of America. A sad bunch, aren'we?)
Student's essay: Theodore Roosevelt married a southern bell from the a plantation in the hills of Carolina.
Teacher's note: The proper spelling is southern bell, and Mrs. Lincoln was not from Carolina, check your facts.
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the best kind of girls around. always cute and propper, never ever seen in public without there pearls, lacostes, polos, designer jeans, michael stars, or sunglasses w/ croakies. usually seen cruising around in there range rovers/land rovers and blasting there beach music. southern girls know how to party and can drink a beer better than any other kind of girl. they are alot of fun and always cute and preppy. they are extremely adorable fun lovin girls from there perfectly cut hair down to there peticured toes
southern guy 1- when im older, i want to marry a southern girl, they are so perfect
southern guy 2- yeah and then we will have little southern babies that will all drink sweet tea and eat grits and fried chicken
southern guy 3-yeah and dont forget, carolina girls are the best in the world
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Switching orifices - without alerting your partner - while having sex doggy-style.
Listen, I know Kobe committed a Southern trespass on you but you wont get a conviction for rape just because of it, you have to say that none of the sexual acts had consent.
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Southern-SassyHaving much Sassy in the South, none of the fat and sassy stuff from the North.
Still used but from a different era.
Alex: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.
Response:Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn't matter how stumpy. Said Pappy with always Southern-Sassy.
Moral fibre? I invented moral fibre! Pappy was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers!
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