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The ancient art of cock-blocking yourself. This can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. Basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.
Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.
While trying for a threesome: 'There's a way we can all win here' - Drunk Dilbert Special
While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special
While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special
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the class i was in. I struggled real hard and made it out okay. I dont like when people make fun of us. We just are a little slower on learning things.
I was in specialed ed. Special ed.
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Where the teachers belittle you and talk to you like you're 3 years old just because you're not neurotypical.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
I fucking hate being in special ed because the teachers are fucking annoying and talk to me like I'm stupid
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Something that is offered in schools for kids who are mentally or physically challenged. Most notable special ed program is ASD, for kids with Autism. Special Ed classes are designed for people to be more self-sufficient and possibly lead an independent life later on. The classes are generally easier and are structured in a way so that people with special needs can understand the material needed to move forward in their education. They also offer Speech and OT services for people who struggle with social skills. Kids in Special Ed are often looked down upon, but in reality, they just want to be like any other kid. We should all learn to accept people for who they are as a person and include them into society.
Truth be told, I have been in Special Ed since I was in kindergarten. I was diagnosed with Autism when I was 2 years old. People said that I would never become independent and I would have to be looked after my entire life. My parents were also hopeless that I may never lead an independent life later on. It has been a long journey from when I was just a child, but it all paid off. Throughout my life, I was always seen as the "special kid" and I was sick and tired of it. I knew that I had great potential, but my parents, teachers, and case carriers didn't believe me, so I decided to prove them wrong. I kept pushing and pushing until I finally got what I wanted. Freedom. Back then, I could barely make sentences without other people telling me what to say. Now, I'm in high school taking 3 honors classes and 2 CP classes. It was a long and hard journey. I should definitely write this in my college application.
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Picking up a girl and fingering her before kissing her, sometimes even before speaking to her. The dave special is best used on nights out at nightclubs or crowded public places.
Person 1: Hey man, how was last night? Did u pick up?
Person 2: Yeah bro, i was carving up the d-floor, and gave this hottie the dave special!
Person 1: VERY NICE!!
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This is a particularly adventurous and dangerous sexual maneuver. It begins when two burly Mexican men enter the room, chanting "Milagro, Milagro". Once they have entered the room, the two Mexican men promptly bend the subject (make or female) into the doggy style position. From there the Mexican gentlemen begin to pig roast the subject. Then at some point during the pig roast, both men cry out, "Milagro!" Upon shouting this, the subject is simultaneously donkey punched, and red dragoned. This is a classic Mexican sex move!
"My girlfriend said she wanted Mexican last night! So I called up my friend, Juan and his brother Tony. The gave her the Milagro Special!"
"Tommy had to go to the hospital last week, because of his injuries, after he got the Milagro Special."
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The act of cupping a mans balls whilst giving him a kiss on the cheek.
I couldn't get it up tonight so I settled for a Fresh Special