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When a man tries to ejaculate into a person's mouth from a distance.
Adam hit a half court shot with that sperm shot!
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Pronunciation: 'sp&rm 'a-kw&-"d&kt
A woman whose vagina is used at such an astronomic rate that no matter how many times she chooses to shower or douche she's left with huge amount of excess of sperm, making her vagina a semen storage device. Seminal fluids typically rival water levels of the Hoover Dam. A Sperm Aqueduct should not be confused with its little sister the "Sperm Bank".
The term Sperm Aqueduct can also be used with homosexual connotations also. SEE EXAMPLE 2
1: Billy's mother is the largest sperm aqueduct in North America.
2: Billy’s is such a homo that his ass is becoming a sperm aqueduct, like his mother’s.
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A Sperm Ball is when you fill a condom with so much sperm it becomes the size of a ball then it is thrown at someone and explodes on contct covering them
Ewwww Now im covered in sperm why did you throw that Sperm ball
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a ruff looking blonde beard on a guy.
Stephen Pack has a long monkey sperm on his chin.
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When two erect penises touch tips and pre ejaculate forms a glistening bridge
“Oh look, we’ve made a sperm bridge”
Primitive word for the urethra; can also be used as an insult to someone who's a real douche bag
I masturbated five and a half times today and now my sperm vein burns real bad
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Shut up, sperm vein