When you rock the fucking brown fake polo wit no boxers or pants butt ass naked
That nigga wearing the squidward fit in his house
mean ass squid that hates his neighbors Sponge Bob and Patrick. Squidward also sucks at clarinet and it's the most horrible sound you will ever hear.
Squidward likes to succ john thicc
Squidward is a mediocre clarinet player from Spongebob Squarepants, he is a squid with a dick hangin from his face.
"Shut up Squidward, you mediocre clarinet player."
A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.
Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP
A half chub that male gains while playing basketball.
Hey Mark, sweet Squidward you got going on, hope it helps with your free throws.
When a man drapes his penis over a person's nose with their balls resting in the persons eye sockets; giving the illusion of a "Squidward nose"
I was with this chick last night and I did the squidward on her face!