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Jeez, look at the size of that nose… That’s Squidward all right
The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.
Last night, Isiah got a squidward!
Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.
John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."
When a person has difficulty stating what colour a character is, such as skin tone or hair. Based on the character Squidward Tentacles as most people say he is blue when the show states he is green.
"Dude I can't tell if my character's hair is yellow or green, this is some serious Squidward Syndrome"
When TV show characters such as squidward start becoming relatable the older you get
Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable
Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome
What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid
Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow
It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself
RED mist squidward is too scary!
Yeah it scared me what