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Secret wank stains sometimes found in absurd locations.
If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.
I was lurking about in Teena's flat when, through carefull investigation and sniffing, I found several secret stains.
One who engages in cob nobbling
You stupid filth stain!
Non-descript stain (and/or stains) on tents, sleeping bags, tables, portable grill, pillows, blankets, shoes, chairs, picnic tables, socks, under garments, air mattress, all of the above, but mostly shirts that which you have no recollection as of how they got there after a night and/or weekend of camping combined with power drinking.
Dude, what the hell is that all over your gear?
Hmm? Oh shit, I dunno. Camping stains?
1.A wet song by the Chili Peppers. Girls will often become horny when hearing the fist note of the song. Fingers then become involved.
2.Masturbating. For girls only. Then, it would become Purple Staining.
1. My pants soon became wet upon hearing Purple Stain.
2.Last night, I had a Purple Staining party with my friends.
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the brown poo stains on the inside of one's underwear, when one forgets to wipe, or after a particularly messy bowel movement.
see skid marks
Matt, you need to re-learn how to wipe your butt... I'm getting sick of seeing gutchie stains in your tightie whities...
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A skid mark found in a pair of dungarees.
Kevin Rowland: "hi Oli, would you like to borrow my dungarees?"
Oli: "No thanks, by the way you've been dancing to Come On Eileen I bet there's a massive dunga stain in them"
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