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the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.
delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?
jody - does he ever see you?
delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?
jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...
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what Filip does on the downlow
filip shopping cart stalking men nothing a hot bath wouldn’t cure
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verb - the act of putting an individual's AIM name on one's buddy list, yet never attempting to communicate with said individual. Stalkee may never learn of stalker's existence, due to chronic shyness and "pussy" like behavior often exhibited by stalkers that are watching prey of the opposite sex. A favorite activity of stalkers (which often plays a large role in stalking) is the habitual (some may call it psychotic or obsessive) checking of stalkee's AIM away messages.
Advanced cases of AIM stalking has odd effects on the stalker. They may develope an unhealthy sense of companionship (most likely as derived from frequently checking away messages) due to their familiarity with stalkee's schedule, favorite activities, and computer habits. Stalker may subconsciously begin to refer to his target as his "girlfriend" even though stalkee, of course, has never met him. (Pronouns can of course be reversed, but aim stalkers tend to be male, according to a Princeton study www.princeton.com/studies/papers/sociology/aimstalkers.doc)
I am AIM stalking a girl, ever since I found her AIM name on a bathroom wall.
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Transforming the Stalker into the Stalkee by utilizing IP trackers on your myspace page, and labeling peoples IP addresses. This can be also used to see who read your status updates, blog, looked at pictures; and how often. Best utilized after bumping known IP addresses with friends.
The Reverse Stalk is when you check your IP tracker compulsively to see who's been checking your page and how often.
"John found my Ip tracker page and totally knows I have been reverse stalking him."
"I was reverse stalking and found that john hit up my page today 8 times... he is so into me"
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When employees of a retail establishment constantly ask you every thirty seconds if you need help, when it is clear you don't.
Employee: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY?!
Customer: No, I'm okay, thanks.
Employee: OKAY, WELL LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, ALRIGHT?
Customer: Thanks.
Employee #2: HI! DO YOU NEED HELP FINDING ANYTHING TODAY? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR 30% OFF SALE?!?!
Customer: On second thought, no, I suddenly lost any urge to buy anything.
... is a textbook example of Retail Stalking.
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this is where you are followed and attacked from every angle by some gang who have some political or religious agenda.
They will usually try and get you to lose your job and friends, etc.
if you're wondering why they're after you, think of people you've come across who have extreme political views, or who are part of cults.
Usually, you'll find that you've come across Communists, or Scientologists, or unionists, or something where they have a passion for attacking their opposition.
Don't give in to their stupid games. you need to fight them any way you can
Jerry was followed and harassed by a number of different people at different times. He recognised this behaviour as gang stalking.
He was able to track down who put him on the list, and why.
Then he was able to seek revenge.
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When someone harrasses you through the mail.
Girl 1: This college won't leave me alone! They send letters everyday to try to get me to come to their college!
Girl 2: So their mail stalking you, huh?
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