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one who feigns casualty when is actually self aware.
Do you think I acted like I was uncomfortable around him because we hooked up?
-No, you were a total casual stanley about it. You were cool as a cucumber.
To screw someone so hard they become flat. An extremely rare occurence, but can happen.
Fredrick: How did last night go?
Bill: Dude, I flat stanleyed het so bad.
Fredrick: Nicely done.
A person who eats stinky fishy pussy to get it clean!
Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner.
A sexual act where one is required to dig up an old female corpse that is still fleshy in nature yet decomposing. The individual must place their mouth over the vaginal orifice and punch the corpse in the stomach as hard as they can causing whatever is inside to shoot into the said individual's mouth. The result in their mouth must be swallowed.
Another name for The Mummy.
Tough on dirt, gentle on 'carpet.'
(noun)-A terrible place located on the northern shore of lake erie. The place in question is a complete shit-hole filled with cocky rich people that haven't really accomplished anything and no one knows how they got their money. Port Stanley is also slang for crack-cocaine (because the place is so ghetto and bad), whenever someone asks for "a ride to Port Stanley" they are trying to buy drugs from you. Do not go there or try to speak to anyone who lives there.
1-Can I have a ride?
2-Where?
1-Port Stanley
2-AHHHHHHHH
When residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. You then take a massive crap in the toilet and "forget" to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.
Man I put the Lone Stanley on the Red Roof Inn last weekend cause they overbooked my suite.
Originally the name of the guy who shot Bruce Willis's character in the 6th sense. He was angry because he was teased for his speech.
Now used to refer to a person who stammers when riled up.
-You're a jerk.
--I am, am, am, nNnNnot! I ha-ha-hate you.
-Whatever, stuttering stanley!