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A guy who gives you free Starbucks or Starbucks gift cards
Girl 1 why do you have Starbucks I thought you were broke
Girl 2 I have a Starbucks daddy he gives me Starbucks whenever I want
When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.
"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."
A white girl that is addicted to starbucks, every time you see her she has starbucks
That white girl is a starbucks queen
(Verb) (to brick Starbucks)
A term used to describe the action of getting coffee. Used in the context of a café or some other kind of coffee-serving establishment.
“Do you wanna brick Starbucks with me next Saturday?”
A non-exact unit of measurement used to describe the distance between two places that are convienently close to each other. Derived from the fact that Starbucks coffee shops are built so close together, the distance between one Starbucks and the next is incredibly short.
Person 1: "This house party sucks. Let's hit up that bar on Main, find some sluts."
Person 2: "Is it close by here?"
Person 1: "Oh, dude, super close."
Person 2: "How close?"
Person 1: "Like, Starbucks Close."
Person 2: "Fuck it, let's roll."
A person who suffers from compulsive behavior about their need for caffeine from Starbucks. Symptoms begin with an itch or twitch in the morning, which is followed by thoughts only about Starbucks, which is followed by erratic behavior such as walking or driving nearly comatose to the nearest Starbucks only to wait anxiously in line until you take your first sip of Starbucks coffee. Approximately six hours later, people who suffer from Starbucks syndrome repeat the symptoms. People who suffer from Starbucks syndrome also compulsively think about the Trenta size.
Signs and symptoms of Starbucks Syndrome usually begin after your first trip to Starbucks.
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An unusual fake name you provide to a worker at a restaurant, coffee shop, etc. in order to uniquely identify you among the other patrons.
Without a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: John
(2 minutes later) Barista: Coffee for John!
(Five guys try to grab the coffee)
With a Starbucks name...
Barista: Can I have your name, please?
You: Orlando
(2 minutes later) Barista: Here's your coffee, Orlando!
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