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When a woman has ridden to cock carousel for such a long time that she loses all ability to bond with a man. This shows in her eyes that have a unique kind of deadness, hollowness, and hardness to them. She's given up on love and is now cynically looking for a meal ticket.
"Man Amy sure looks dilapidated. I saw her pic on OkCupid."
"Yeah she had a lot of fun in the past, but now she's just another single mom with a thousand cock stare looking for a shlub to wife her up, heh."
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A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.
John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?
Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.
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The Stare of Death, used by a Green Itailian Plumber with surprisingly decent karting skills. First seen in the 2014 Wii U Title, Mario Kart 8, when the titular character's brother drives by other racers and give them a very dirty look. Use slow motion for full effect.
They see him rollin', they hatin'. So he proceeds to Luigi Death Stare them.
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The infamous moment in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in which Remus Lupin and Sirius Black hold each other's gazes for a length of approximately forty lines. Used frequently as evidence by Remus/Sirus shippers.
A: Remus/Sirus is so canon!
B: No it's not!
A: Yeah, it is! Check out the Forty-Line Stare in OotP!
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When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decreases the already minute chance of a woman achieving orgasm via fingering by almost 85%.
Girl 1: Ugh, Josh gave me the poke n stare last night. I had to fake it to get him to stop.
Girl 2: Ouch.
When someone is looking at you so intentivley and deeply that it feels like they're looking PASSED you and your physical features and staring into your soul inside you.
****Makes you feel really uncomfortable and you usually look away.****
Guy 1: wow don't look at me like that...
Girl 1: like what?..
Guy 1: Like how you were just looking at me; I feel like you were staring into my soul so deep thats you're trying to steal it.
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The weakling punched the badass, he kicked him as well. Nether did nothing. The badass did hard stare.
In other news there is one less weakling
The bully punched me, I did hard stare
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