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Where you fall on the social class ladder. Determined by occupation, wealth, net worth, dress and manners.
Can be divided into different segments such as homeless all the way up to upscale/rich.
What's your social status?
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someone who everyone recongnizes for their accomplishments and what they have...
Lebron James is 22 and is riding on baller status, he is the clevland cavaliers and owns everything
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Any man who is packin mad meat, in other words has a huge dick, usually 12 inches and up.
Oh shit, there goes that black dude strait from africa, you kno hes mandingo status fo sho
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A Facebook status update that is extremely vague and designed to solicit comments from people seeking clarification.
The noun that results from the verb "Vaguebooking".
Person A: "Yo did you see Rod Johnson's recent status update?"
Person B: "Yeah nobody can figure out what he's talking about. He's not being very specific. It's a total Status Upvague."
Person A: "Word. I should post a comment seeking clarification."
Person B: "Don't do it man. That's exactly what he wants."
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Being weak, lame, total failure. The status of being weak. Weak status is like hitting rock bottom, the lowest level, being weak at life 24/7.
*Hector passes bong to rudy*
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.
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An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.
Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.
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A state of mind that is only attained by veteran potheads whereby the effect of the marijuana is to elevate said smoker's overall functionality, efficiency and pimpiness; level of awareness that causes the smoker to anticipate or intuit potential obstacles in his or her path and negotiate situations expertly.
Dude, that was so Jedi Status of Jonny to strap those little liquor bottles to his nuts in order to sneak them into the concert.
Jedi status on the mic apparatus
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