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When a male farts, and the fart travels through his gooch, and then upwards towards his balls. Thus giving him a disgustingly warm and smelly sensation.
Guy 1: Dude, I was sitting down in class and couldn't hold it in my fart anymore so I ended up farting and it gave me a sack steamer.
Guy 2: Ugh man, those feel so warm yet so gross.
A cleveland steamer but performed in the Lake District, UK.
The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.
Managed to get an Ullswater steamer on our lass last night eh lad
When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.
"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."
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When you take a steamed bagel and shove it up your asshole later to be consumed through the butthole by a consenting partner.
I got fucked up last night and had a Moscow steamer with these 3 dimes.
The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.
I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!
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The act of riding your partner like a horse, or a bull, while taking a shit on their back.
After a long day at the rodeo, Jim headed home to give his wife a Dallas Steamer.
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When you take a shit on your girlfriend's chest but must make sure that it's in an absolutely straight line.
That was a beautiful OCD steamer, dude. You couldn't have landed a plane any straighter, bra!
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