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When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.
I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .
Removal of stitches
- Hey John! Dude what happend to your hand!?
- I sliced it on a broken bottle by accident, but its ok. Im getting de-stitched tomorrow.
A girl that is so annoying that she gives you "stitches".
Ashlyn won't shut up man. Bitches give me stitches
What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.
"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."