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Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.

Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.

by Box Worm November 25, 2019


stool pigeon

A rat of a neighborhood who either makes up things about you or wants attention on Facebook.

Scott Manno is the stool pigeon of the town because he thinks he knows it all.

by Mr. Thatcher October 4, 2019


stool pigeon

One who sits and waits for things to get better but does nothing to help himself.

The stool pigeon's laziness waits for things to happen.

by LIZA with a Z January 5, 2021


Bar Stool

In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.

Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.

by KJ BELAFONTE September 8, 2019


long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.

d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.

by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021


Spectacle Of Stool

Fancy alternative to "Shit Show"

I must declare that when I have a chance to be social, it often becomes a Spectacle Of Stool.

by bad_grammir_for_real December 2, 2015


Stool palace

A place infested with lower class dole merchants. Somewhere that If it was ever nuked one wouldn’t really mind that much

“My goodness portlaoise is such a stool palace” exclaimed jebediah
“Agreed “ said pablo

by Not Ian Paisley December 1, 2021