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An unfortunate state of affairs which occurs when an young lad or lady bemoans being placed in the friend zone, while no actual friendship existed to begin with.
That dude made a play for the bartender he met an hour ago, and she put him in the stranger zone with a vengeance.
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You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Dont tell me you're to blind to see
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU.
There are no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.
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An 'ethnicon' (ethnic icon) used to refer to Arabs or Middle-Eastern travelers who immigrated to the US in recent years amidst the growing wave of terrorist attacks that has led many average, terrornoid American citizens to become concerned about their country's 'air-border' security.
Capps (Computer-assisted passenger prescreening system)/ US-VISIT (US-Visitor & Immigrant Status Indicator), are some of the new, computerized methods for 'profiling' the new comers.
These methods have made it possible for the TSC (Terrorist Screening Center) to make large, biometric database files in what has been termed 'soft intelligence' operations all over US airports complete with issued e-passports.
Now (irony has its day!), there is a new segregatory system in America that very soon you'll be on an escalator in an airport somewhere in the US, while poor schlub Arab hunheads are on another seperate one! You are the 'trusted traveler' who's been 'reverse-profiled' by this kind of neo-racism!
The post-9/11 'ticking-time bomb' theory of immanent suspect terrorist threat, justified the use of any method including TFRs (temporary flight restrictions), free-forms (witnesses' description of oriental-looking face whom might prove to be a hiding active terrorist in a city), in order to close the 'security gap' created by the attacks... has made a danger stranger out of many Arabs arriving in US airports.
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Like "the stranger", you use a numb hand to masturbate but before you apply the strangers hand to your one eyed monster, you take some nice goo from your brown eye and use it as a lubricant.
"I used my numb hand to wipe my arse after taking a dooky and gave myself the dirty stranger whilst sitting on the john, it was gnarly."
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Occurs when a male makes his way to the bathroom. The bathroom is empty and this male starts to drain. A stranger walks in and happens to pick the urinal right next to the initial male even though there are plenty of extra ones.
Dro: "yo who was that guy?"
dan: "i dont know, why?"
dro: "the queer pissed next to me"
dan: "stranger danger"
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One who has that certain sex appeal that no lady can resist. He is suave, smooth, and sexy, and treats his women like gold. A sexy stranger is a huge sports fan especially of the NHL. He posses that certain aura that no woman can overlook. He is shrouded in a mysterious and intriguing haze of sex appeal.
He's a Sexy Stranger
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When you fart so hard you tickle your own dick. Much like the stranger except instead of a numb hand it's a fart.
After that burrito I got a visit from the stinky stranger.
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