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Cheap houses that are strong and will last a lifetime. The 3 little pigs got it wrong. Also makes for great regents topics.
ps. haha to the kid who said "i live in a straw bale house"
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Whenever you wake up after a long night of drinking and start puking everywhere. Its not puking when you're drunk, but once you wake up and the night just got the best of you.
Guy 1: Where's grant? He was pretty trashed last night.
Guy 2: He's back at Mcdonalds puking all over the bathroom. He's got the yellow straw disease pretty bad.
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The Compton Silly Straw is one of the most complicated sex moves on the planet. WARNING: It requires great flexibility, an average size penis, and no shame about having your penis touching another man's cock.
So to start off, you and three friends need to find a girl who would be down with a gang bang- or three on one action. After foreplay, or whatever you like to do, you perform the Compton Silly.
The three men participating in the orgy stand next to each other, forming a half circle around the girl. With string, yarn, or any type of rope, (preferably hemp rope) the males tie and bind their penis' together in unison to form one giant penis. While working together, the three male participants shove their three bound dicks up the girls vagina.
As if playing twister, the three men have sex with the one woman with their dicks tied together until orgasm.
Dude, you're not going to believe what happened last Saturday at Brad's house. Me, Tad, and Chad met up with Linda and did some kinky shit. Linda couldn't decide who she wanted more so the three of us got out the rubber bands and gave Linda the Compton Silly Straw!
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term used to to describe the act of a girl swallowing jizz at the end of the blow job.
Chuck: Man that girl is hot.
Steve: Yeah, she blew me once.
Chuck: was it good?
Steve: Damn straight, drinks from the straw too!
Chuck: Wow! now she is extra hot.
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Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.
Looks like I've got the short straw, I'm doing the late-shift while everyone else goes to the pub.
A another name for an uncle tom. A black person that sells out his own people to impress the white man. Any niggah down in the south that is stuck in the slavery mentality because they kissing "The Man" ass just to get ahead and turns on his own people. Slave mentality niggahs that is stuck on the house niggah vs. field niggah mentality
Down in the south you see a bunch of straw hat negros who sells out his on people just to get ahead.
A straw hat negro will stab you in the back, snitch on you, and sell you out just to cover is own ass.
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Originally a bastardization of the phrase "straw man argument," which has now come to mean any argument so ridiculous and nonsensical that it isn't even worth debating.
Bearer1 says, "A child mentality in that immaturity affords them the rights of the immaturity to respond with substandard response."
Rath replies, "WTF, that's a straw hat argument!"
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