stripper kiss

The act of a stripper's vagina coming into contact with any part of your body. This is usually followed by severe scrubbing of the contacted area with heavy duty soaps in a vain attempt to kill any diseases.

the stripper last night came in a little too close trying to grab the dollar bill out of my mouth, and ended up giving me a stripper kiss on the forehead when she over-shot it.

i really hope that my stripper kiss was wet because she was turned on, and not because her vagina was oozing puss.

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stripper syndrome

When a man is completely blinded by a woman's breasts and does not notice anything else going on around him.

Friend 1: "Dude, Tony is suffering from stripper syndrome with that chick."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he isn't seeing anything else she is doing"

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Stripper Bills

One dollar bills

Hey, you got any stripper bills, for my 5?

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true stripper

in short: a woman (or man) who takes of her clothes for money.

in long:It is true that a signifigant number of stripers are drug addicts or single mothers who can't make ends meet. However they are not true strippers. A true stripper is a woman with a luminous personality and jaw-dropping looks, because of this men all around them ( pretty much foir their whole lives) have wanted to be with them. so , they use this as a perfectly legal way to make money. activist types who claim that this is demeaning to women are both wrong and hypocrites. they are wrong because a stripper can make sixty dollars in five minutes from lap dances, I mean how is that demeaning? i'd do that if I could. and they are hypocrites because they are usually butch dikes who are butt ugly and could never be a stripper them selfes(but deep down want to)

wow the dance given to me by vanessa was amazing. she looks great, smells great and is fun to talk to. she is a true stripper.

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stripper monkey

A species of monkey prone to shedding its clothing; often associated with romantic holidays.

They all bought and exchanged little stripper monkeys for Valentine's Day.

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pregnant stripper

a type of adult entertainment you don't want at a stag

stag itinerary: go carts,pregnant strippers, goodie bags.

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Butter-stripper

A butterstripper is a stripper that strips in butter. Instead of clothes...she(mostly butterstrippers are females but there are some males) wear butter to hide their "areas" instead of clothing, and like all of the "inapproiate" dancing, they dance also.

He's a butter-stripper!!!

Wow that butter-stripper is sure DANCING!!!!!

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