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Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.
"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"
"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"
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The often odd, varied and bizarre facial expressions a man make at the point when he is is just about to ejaculate. The same sort of faces you would pull if you had just quaffed a pint of vinegar.
I was just getting into my vinegar strokes when the doorbell rang.
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The act of masturbating while your partner/future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend places their mouth at the base of your wang, causing your forceful masturbation to, at the same time pound her mouth with the top of your tightly wrapped fist.
Ken: "Dude, i think i just beat myself off and beat up my girlfriend at the same time while she was blowing me."
Reeyou: "That my friend is called a Mercy Stroke, you have Mercy Stroke immunity, don't worry"
*Ken and Reeyou hi-five while time stands still*
When you keep putting your dick in and out
He only put 3 strokes in her she couldn’t get pregnant
When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.
I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.
I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.
the act of female masterbation
"I caught Sally in the act of stroking the cat yesterday"
Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.
Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday
Friend 2: was it epic
Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke