Swiss Cheese

The cheese that is formed after a Frenchman has his way with a cheese of any origin (usually a smelly, expensive cheese). The cheese boasts many holes... it should be obvious why.

"Dude, Christophe took my block of cheddar, now i've just got a wheel of swiss cheese!!!"

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Swiss kiss

When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose.

Man, my girl gave me a swiss kiss last night.

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Swiss Cheese

Another synonym for drugs

Jacob and Angel are about to go out a get some Swiss Cheese

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Swiss cheese

the taste of cum mixed with lube and latex after having sexual intercourse.

James- Hey babe will you get that swiss cheese for me?
Sarah- UGH!

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Swiss Miss

During sexual intercourse, while ejaculating, you aim for her face but unfortunately... you miss

Dude i was about to blow
And then i fucking missed!
Haha... a swiss miss

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swiss picnic

a sex move that involves the male ejaculating on or around his own asshole (it takes some flexibility and quick reflexes) and then the woman proceeds to lick the jizz off his asshole.

"she was gonna just give me a regular ol' rimjob, but because it was my birthday i decided to nut early and take her out for a swiss picnic."

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Swiss Logic

An indirect reference to the catastrophes that occur as a result of Mike Schweitser's speaking.

When Mike speaks, buildings fall and worlds end, unable to cope with the utter stupidity and incoherance.

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