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IllEGAL Spix

An illegal Mexican who knows about 30 other ones who sucks

I know about 30 ILLEGAL Spix and I have no respect

by Alex phoenix February 08, 2024


Furry Illegal Day

July 1st, 2023
The day furries became illegal

Today is Furry Illegal Day, let's slash them!

by HungryRamona July 01, 2023


Illegal magic

An unfair summon

Is that illegal magic?! - pinkUSA

by Maticaltman November 04, 2022


Possession of illegal firearms

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked

1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

by Gdisvvc April 02, 2023


That's Illegible

Now, that's Illegal!

I am not to understand how, but That's Illegible, until you find an eraser, I'm not reading this.

by Infinite_Asia March 07, 2023


illegal camping

The act of finding a super badass illegal place to spend the night with your lady counterpart. Many times this evening is comprised of "bonding" usually of the kinky variety. Usually a campfire is not actually necessary...things will get hot.

Aye girl, we should go camping.... Illegal camping ;)

by walker4209 October 27, 2014


Illegal experiments

Hmm... That's weird... What could she possibly have meant by that?

Hym "EXACT same story but 'Serves my God' and, therefore, is allowed to reap the benefits of his own productivity. And you don't have any power here either dumb-shit. How does that not apply to you as well? Neither does God. Your bible is horseshit and hasn't helped anyone and THAT'S CLEARLY WHAT THIS IS. THAT'S the point of the weaponized schizophrenia. Compelling people to turn to God so you aren't expected to help anyone. People are forced to just resign themselves to their fate. AND I SAID THAT EARLIER. I followed the kinetic through-line straight to Jesus and uncovered the source of weaponized schizophrenia. Cooperative non-association and shunning. Regardless of the circumstances. Because if you blame the circumstances, it's God's fault. Nothing can ever be God's fault. It could drown us all in a flood and it still wouldn't be responsible for the act of literal genocide it committed. No. It's that YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO the thing I AM FAULTED FOR NOT DOING.

I don't care about the perpetrators against me enough, therefore, they/you are justified in the imposition of schizophrenia. You're all fucking garbage for that. You have to (on some level) know that, right? And what do you prove by doing it? Nothing. I haven't grown or learned anything from this other than why people would walk into a school and murder a bunch of kids. This is it. You ask yourself 'Why wouldn't anyone do something like that!?' This is probably in the ball park of reason number 6-8 (The goldilocks zone of reasons to shoot up a place). Probably not the number 1 reason to do it but it's top 10 at least. Number 1 is probably molestation cover up. Like, if you get molested and they cover it up, you come back years later and *KAKAKAKAKAKAKA!* Maybe I'll do a list later for top 10 reasons to shoot up a school. I actually think genuine insanity is probably lower on the list. Like 9 maybe? Now that I think about it... Yeah... I'm going to do a list."

Iam "Hey, what'd she mean by illegal experiments?"

Hym "Huh? I donno."

by Hym Iam September 01, 2023