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when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
Dan: What is wrong with you dude?
Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash
when you had a dream about something but you tell the story as if it happened in real life
A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.
VB Class: "Hail Ian Hawke!"
Mrs B: "I cant stand you idiots! Drop my class!"
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a person thatt checks out a man penis while standing next to him at the urinals in the bathroom
bro, you see that guy in the bathroom, he was definitely peepee hawking on me.
Girls checking out a guys package through his tight jeans. Female equivalent of guys checking out cameltoes.
"Hey, Rhonda... lets go to the club and do a little zipper hawking."
THE most annoying announcer, not just in baseball but in all of sports. Has coined some catchphrases so lame that they would even embarrass that fool Stuart Scott. Phrases such as "grab some bench" and "he gone". Wow, what a wordsmith you are, "Hawk". Gee Hawk, why don't you tell us about your awesome .239 career batting average, and how you gave up baseball to be a failure as a professional golfer.
Hawk Harrelson sucks so bad that he could be on ESPN.
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Also known as a Sneaky Reeves, this is the act of approaching a potential sex partner who is confined to a wheelchair, dumping him or her out of the seat from behind, then fucking them as they lay incapacitated on the floor.
It's really a shame about your mom's M.S., but the Sneaky Hawking I pulled on her last night seemed to lift her spirits.
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