do u lyke big monkeys or small ones. i prefer big monkeys.
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IN BRIEF: When a person does something and anybody else having something to say about it, especially if it's based on judging that person.
WOMAN: There you go. Monkey see, monkey do.
MAN: No. Monkey do, monkey say.
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A very hairy woman. Usually but not always ugly. usually has a beard hairy legs and or hairy ass and muffler.
dan:dat bitch is a fucking baboon
George Bush: No Mr Rather she's a fucking monkey. Hey Dan did I say you could stop sucking my dick, oh thats good you nasty little twink
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Monkey Circle (also known as Monkey Nonagon depending on how many people are in the group) is a commonly used expression when defining the country Netherlands. Monkey Nonagon backwards is Netherlands, they use this quite often in their chants. If you are ever able to survive the Monkey Circle initiation(which less than 1% do) you will be promoted to a "Monkey". A "Monkey" is the lowest rank you can have in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. This role is not important, and many are sacrificed daily in their rituals. If you are lucky enough to survive the first couple of rituals as a "Monkey" you are then promoted to the "Netherlands" role. This role basically does all of the management in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. If one "Netherlands" dies, then all the current "Monkeys" must be sacrificed. After becoming "Netherlands" you have to cut both of your arms off and eat your penis before you can advance to the "Belligerent Fag" role. This role is the highest role you can be in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. Only .000001% of people make it to this role. This role congregates ALL of the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon meetups. If it were not for this role, the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon would NOT exist.
Yo. you wanna join the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon?
I don't know man, they're pretty serious about their rituals, I had a friend go there, he fuckin' died dude.
Damn das' crazy but ion remember askin' doe
A Spite Monkey is a type of volunteer editor working for Urban Dictionary who, having had a definition rejected, goes into a session to approve new words and rejects anything and everything irrespective of its value. A childish, nasty, little fuckwit whose actions hold back progress and discourage others from contributing. They don't bother looking to see how their definition can be fixed, they just throw all of their toys out of the pram and reject everyone else's definitions.
"I've had four sound definitions rejected by Urban Dictionary, I'm not sure why."
" Don't worry about it, it's probably just some American spite monkey who doesn't understand English!"
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Based on the online persona who makes primarily Nintendo themed web-comics for Reddit and Instagram, as well as animations for YouTube.
"Wolf" comes from the primary artist who calls himself "Wolf Bro"
"Monkey" comes from "Mr. Monkey" who is supposedly a sidekick who is always there to support wolf bro. If you look close, Mr. Monkey is hidden in every single one of Monkey Wolfs YouTube videos.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Monkey Wolfs new Waluigi video?
Person 2: No but I saw his "If Smash bros had Pre-Fight cutscenes" comics on Reddit.