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a person who is perpetually late
You fucking Toad Carrot, show up to work on time!!!
When you need to spicy things up so you put some fresh sliced jalapenos in her ass.
Alexandra and I got spicy last night. I gave her the Jalapeno Toad.
smokin a blunt with ya friends
Mom got mad because she caught me toad crappin.
The sexual act of placing pickle juice in your lovers bunghole and then spraying it on you then shit spraying you
Omg Todd showed me how to do the dirty toad last night and I came instantly
the family friendly version of eat my dick
Sally: i hate dogs
Tom: eat a toad
Sally: eww wtf tom im not into ur fetishes
Tom: what no
An individual who pretends to be somebody different for personal benefit, primarily for sexual favours or financial gain.
Elvis used his parents against each other for more pocket money, also pretending to the girls in the club to be a regular charity worker so they would end up sucking his cock at the end of the night, what an absolute slimey toad.
a fake smile in which the lips are closed and the corners stretch from ear to ear
marten couldnt bring himself to tell his girlfriend that the dress did make her look fat, so he offered her a toad's smile instead