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A phenomenon affecting the gentleman when on long car journeys. When the natural harmonics of the road vibrations through the car at cruising speed, cause a usually unwelcomed lob on (aka semi, chub on, semi erect penis) for no apparent reason. Indeed you could be thinking of things entirely un-erotic.
Usually affecting the gentlemen passenger, but will hit a driver after a while. There is speculation of 'Journey Juice' affecting women, but this is unconfirmed.
Passenger: Dude, i've just got to take my seatbelt off and sort my self out.
Driver: Why, what the fuck is going on
Passenger: well i've suddenly got a tremendous Travel Lob on. Not sure why, I was just thinking about my forthcoming exam.
Driver: Oh. Oh OK.
One who will only travel in luxury. One with very high standards for flights, hotels, dining etc while vacationing. Usual a result of experienced business travel, a high income, or being a sugarbaby.
Jack only flies First Class and stays in 5 star hotels. He's a total travel brat.
bragging about your recent travel or trips. Boasting about any aspect of one's travels that are just going to far.
His travel braggage took up our entire lunch break!!
These were THE shoes to own in the late 1980s if you were a real guido! Damn I miss them!
"Yo Joey,..I think these pants would go great with my white Travel Foxes!"
The envy and jealousy one feels watching travel channel hosts go around the world to beautiful, exciting destinations and you're stuck at home on the couch. travel, travel channel, destination, exotic locations, women, rich, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, baller, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, world traveler
I got major travel envy every time I see the Hawaiian Islands on that travel network. I must keep saving, so I can go before I die.
When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".
This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.
Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.
A sandwich that you purchase with a larger sandwich, usually fast food, which you use as an appetizer before you get home and eat the larger sandwich because they're fat. Other food items can replace sandwich such as ice cream, pie, nuggets etc.
Probably a #7 and a Travel Sandwich.