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An offensive smelling shit or fart
"i just had the worst amber turd"
"that curry last night gave me the worst amber turd"
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1) A person who is a bottom feeder and beneath you
2) A Piece of you know what (POS), most of the time this type will go after fifteen year old's with plenty of GHB and xanax in hand
1) That dude's a turd-dick
2) Mr. Patterson told me if there is no grass on her field he would roll around in the dirt, f-ing turd-dick
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This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.
Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!
A turd that just will not flush due to its sheer size. Usually left for others to find. A real terror that usually can only be sorted with the help of the bog brush.
"Blimey, did you see that Terror Turd in trap 3, Barry?"
"I flushed three times and it didn't shift"
The feces that one leaves for another person to find out of spite.
Amber Heard left an anger turd on Johnny's side of the bed.
A small, individual, rounded piece of shit not large enough to be a proper turd. These are usually not larger than peanut M&M's.
I felt like I gave birth this morning. I was expecting at least a foot-long slimer, but I looked in the bowl and there, staring back pathetically, was a single, sad pebble turd not even worth flushing.
When one shits and the turd hits the bottom of the toilet but still breaks the water line in the toilet bowl, protruding out far enough for a small species to live on.
Dude, remember how I said I had to take a huge dump? It turned out to be a turd island. PEOPLE WERE LIVING ON THAT THING!