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1. Someone who writes two pages for every one page read, and sees some form of symbolism and deeper meaning within every word.
2. Someone who is so terribly biased toward their own comprehension of the text that they mark what their students thought the text meant wrong because it wasn't what they thought.
(usually they are both 1 and 2)
1. It was kinda windy today
normal people: huh, it's windy. I should bring a coat
English teacher: the wind is the spirit and breath of the universe, some tremendously important event is about to occur!
110👍 7👎
A stupid woman who sings next to restaurants and say that when you eat an ice cream a cow was r•ped for you
,,do you know the vegan teacher“
,,yes of cours she is the best singer! attention‼️attention💅🏼one1️⃣two2️⃣three3️⃣are🥼you🥾ready☂️ŸÏPPËÊ😀Papillon-bleu👁is⛅️the🔒name✏️of🌈my☝️school⛪️„
156👍 9👎
Will analyze the shit out of any classic novel or Poem. Seriously, someone could write 'Immy took a book' and an English teacher would think 'oh wow the word 'Immy' is spelt in a way to symbolize political incorrectness...' I don't know how they do it, but they take things so out of context. Coincidentally, context is one of their favourite things in the world. Other than Shakespeare, of course.
My English Teacher spelt my name wrong. Again.
96👍 6👎
A person who puts more thoughts into a text than the actual author did.
For instance: "the curtains were blue"
What your English teacher thinks: "the curtains represent represent his immense depression and lack of will to carry on."
What the author meant: "The curtains were fucking blue."
644👍 60👎
Those who can, do. Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
That gym teacher has a college degree? All he does is yell, sweat, and make us watch bad sports movies.
164👍 15👎
An annoying student who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher. This student thinks they are superior to their peers because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break.
*Normal Student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me. *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
884👍 96👎
A teacher that is never satisfied with the work of their students, always finds something wrong with them/their work even if there is nothing wrong at all, and punishes them because they looked wrong at the teacher.
Teacher: Mr. Smith, you misspelled a word in your 200-pages paper, that's an F.
Student: You're such a Nazi teacher. You'll pay for this.
42👍 2👎