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The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.
Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night
Brad: Nice! *Highfive*
(Meanwhile at home)
Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!
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The mystical words of the balls
this dude writing testicles poetry or something
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The lower part of a goatee. Often connected to the dick broom(see dick broom).
Dude thats a pretty wild testicle mop with that mean ass dick broom.
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ejaculate from the male organ of any species of sexually reproducing animals.
'Open your mouth and enjoy this frothy load of testicle snot.'
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The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.
Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret
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Noun- 1.One that hounds testicles. 2. Someone who steals something from you.
"YOU TESTICLE HOUND!!! You stole my french fries!"
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the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.
Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.
Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.
Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
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