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testicles poetry

The mystical words of the balls

this dude writing testicles poetry or something

by Hri7566 August 17, 2022

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testicle head

Noun

- describing a person of low or no intellect whos testicular fortitude replaces their lack of intelligence

- a person who freaks out at everyone in their workplace resulting in said person being terminated and physically removed with police being notified

"can you please give me a good reference even though I called you a fucking moron and all the other things I said"
"I would think not. Now stop being a testicle head"

"Dude your such a fucking testicle head! Why would you think I'd help you after you fucked me over last time!"

by Heavens Problem July 15, 2018

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testicle tits

When a ladies sagging bosoms are covered in hair thus resembling a scrotum

Shes not a gilf ! Shes got testicle tits

by slimboyfat82 March 26, 2018

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testicle snot

ejaculate from the male organ of any species of sexually reproducing animals.

'Open your mouth and enjoy this frothy load of testicle snot.'

by brothermanben March 18, 2008

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Testicle Turret

The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.

Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret

by DudeDawgMan December 5, 2009

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testicle hound

Noun- 1.One that hounds testicles. 2. Someone who steals something from you.

"YOU TESTICLE HOUND!!! You stole my french fries!"

by WhereArtEsteban September 8, 2006

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testicle transplant

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.

Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.

by ballinwithoutballin January 23, 2010

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