a Brandy thank you

To compensate a male for a kind act with oral sex.

When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.

I didn't have any money to tip the driver and he was cute enough so I gave him a Brandy thank you.

Thank you, Rhonda

No one cares

"Let's go, Brandon."
"Thank you, Rhonda."

THANK YOU PABLO

THANK YOU PABLO

THANK YOU PABLO

Thank you bandwagon

The influx of thank you messages sent to a group chat post-party and addressed to the host of the party. Usually a form of virtue-signaling.

*Friend hosts party”
Groupchat after party:
Person 1: Thank you!!!!
Person 2: yes thank you so much!!! it was so so much fun 😁😁
Person 3: thank you for hosting!!
Etc…

Host: man check out these fake mofos on the thank you bandwagon

Thank You Pretty Pretty Much

If you want to thank someone sarcastically while nodding your head
Sunglasses required

"Who's Joe?"
"Joe Mama!"
"Thank you pretty pretty much"

thank you helen

a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.

friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."