Version of holy crap that is used by me and my friends.
Holy mess did you see that girl's purse? It was so ugly!
To change something and bring its value to a lower degree.
I balled up LeBron James and took him to the hole in 1 on 1 10 times. I won the game 10-0. He told me I should play in the summer pro league. I said no way, nuh-uh, that shit might try to mess up my game.
When the pencil you're using has a hard and dried out eraser and results in a black smear on the paper when you try to erase something. This is especially annoying on tests.
"Oh dang, I tried to erase my answer but eraser mess got all of the paper and now i can't write anything!"
Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.
Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!
Messing around about to get hurt
My Daughter is always messing a boot.
For my Canadian friends
while being high, the act of anal sex that gets a little bit messy.
last night was a trip, my girlfriend and I got high at the party, and ended up in a jamacian mess afterwards.
A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.
Hey man! can you get me a pop tart from the soda mess in the break room please?