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A friend who hasn’t switched up since the day you’ve met them
I’d choose her over him cuz she’s my day 1
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Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.
Guy 1: Bro, when’s Simp Day?
Guy 2: Dude, everyday is Simp Day.
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n. or adj. A middle-aged man whose prime has long passed, and is in denial that the glory days ever ended. Particularly applies to ex-jocks who now work as ineffective high school math or science teachers just so they can coach football and flirt inappropriately with cheerleaders.
Check out Glory Days over there, with his tan and his arm around that underage girl.
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Your school's annual day where clothing is optional and nudity is allowed. Some students aren't brave enough to go fully naked, but many will go at least partially nude - i.e. in their underwear, or shirtless. Over the course of the day, many students gain the confidence to strip down more and more, ending the day wearing much less than they started with.
Jacob: Are you doing Naked Day this year?
James: Yeah, for sure! I'm going completely naked! What about you?
Jacob: I might wear just underwear.
James: Okay. I hope Amanda goes fully naked again this year!
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One of the best days ever in the life of a Directioner. On November 23rd, 2013 One Direction had a 7 hour day full of 1D, and called it 1DDay. 1D Day was an interactive livestream to promote One Direction's third album, Midnight Memories and to help 1D fans to get a whole day of awesome! It featured the band participating in games, interviews and live performances.
Go watch 1D Day! It was awesome!!
A "Talka Day" is when you have a lot to do or you are supposed to be at work or school but you stay home in bed all day. You watch movies and have food delivered. The best part is that there is zero guilt associated with taking a much needed "Talka Day".
I cancelled all my meetings. Decided to take a "Talka Day".
My ex GF is leaving me , just because im a selfish boy my. I give her everything protect her , but and i never get a single Reward from her. ( im Masturbation everynight imagine other girl )
My Daddy is 0 care about me he never understand what actual i need and my Mom is less come home
I bought a new Computer just for doing online Spam and Repeat the same shit everyday . my parent never came visit in my room even so i would yeld at them LEAVE ME ALONE.
Only real case i would cry like idiot yeld HELP ME HELP ME
My collegue also not like me on the job , boss fired me , all collegue never want be my friend. Im alone adult no one gonna love me. Everyone Betray me
Trash is deserve to recycle but please dont toxic everywhere
Rainy Day
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