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1. Something John from Unordinary tried to search in order to finesse the system but failed miserably.
2. Something Seraphina can do with ease
John searched up Trigonometry 3rd edition p391 question 52b answer in order to complete his homework.
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It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.
Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.
Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.
Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to
Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?
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All yours, whenever the urge strikes you
Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend is I’m your dirty whore please fuck me pregnant, i’m all yours, whenever the urge strikes you
A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!
Crowd: Wooooo!!!
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“so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you” TRY AGAIN by JAEHYUN and D.ear. This song is about love and this part is basically a way to say that they feel warm or comfort when they’re around “you” and that’s why when it says “you” at the end it’s bc you make them happy and “you” are what comes to their mind
“swyamahifprmaiy” (so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you)
:)
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“so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you” TRY AGAIN by JAEHYUN and D.ear. This song is about love and this part is basically a way to say that they feel warm or comfort when they’re around “you” and that’s why when it says “you” at the end it’s bc you make them happy and “you” are what comes to their mind
“swyamahifprmaiy” (so whenever you ask me again how i feel please remember my answer is you)
:)
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when the closet has to tell giuliana (anus) the answers to her homework
they also have to help her when she has any questions
“colin what are constintines major life achievements?”
“i’m not telling you 😹”
“actually it’s tell giuliana the answers september so you have to 🤣🤣🤣”