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one of two non-beef-related products:
1) McDonald's meat patties
2) my Australian cock
have you tried Australian beef?
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When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.
Ow, I just got Australian Lumberjacked, now I need a Band-Aid
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Slapping another person in the face with your penis. This is very similar to hobknocking, but different in the violence associated. Often used to incite duels among gentlemen.
I can't believe John was Australian Wanking on the bus. That's disgusting.
Jacobo Australian wanked onto my face, so we're meeting tonight at midnight.
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proud to be Australian is a little sentence used by Australians. the stupidest thing that has ever been said by anyone. why would anyone be proud to be that. you all hate your own creations: such as the company holden. you all prefer to drive ford which is true American and whats even worse is that there is a little bit of rivalry between the two countries. the hate in your hip hop scene is unbelievable. your all Australian get along! but the worse one is racism. back in the day you came here and took the land from aboriginals and then you created the stolen generation program to wipe out all the aboriginals. tell me what person has the sort of mind to even think of that. that is probably the most mental thing I have ever seen in my life. getting rid of a culture, was it because their dicks are bigger? or was because their skin was darker? then you finally stopped picking on them in the 90's. I would really hate to be an Australian. sure every country had their own fights between black and white but it didn't end in the 90's
Bazza: im so proud to be Australian, true blue aussie.
joe: why would you be proud to be one of those.
bazza: true blue mate, straya for life. why wouldn't you be proud.
joe: because you cockheads wanted to kill a whole culture.
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When you and your girlfriend have been travelling through Australia and sand and dust gets into your girls vagina so during sex you have to shake her legs to get the dust out.
I had so much dust in me, luckily Nic gave me an Australian Dustpan
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A homosexual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male's penis. The other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby "handshaking" one another.
Since the homosexual action is taking place below the belt aka "Down Under," it is referred to as an Australian Handshake.
Lance:
Nice to meet you!
Gary:
Nice to meet you too!
Lance:
Instead of shaking hands right now, let's Australian Handshake!
Gary:
G'Day!!
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