nigga be wildin as a monkey in mortem
*monkey noises*
he'll do anything for a banana
cd: you have banana?
you: no?
cd: i will lie about 5-0'ing you in mortem uag uag uag
(Chode Dan) A person with an extremely small, yet fat penis.
Wow, Did you see CD’s penis today? BT said it was tiny! SF apparently saw it too!
Compact Disc
A data storage device invented in the early 1980's, it could hold up to about 650 megabytes of data, which is nothing compared to DVD's which could hold up to 4.7 gigabytes of data
I burned all of my family pictures onto a CD
An acronym used to identify chicks with dicks adult entertainment.
Friend 1: Hey man, do you want to go pick up some CD’s?