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When you have a line of coke on an erect penis and you pull it down to a point that when you let it go it will “spring” the coke up into the air and you catch it with your nose.
After she let me do a Colombian whale I let her try a Colombian pogo stick
Where you eat raw coffee grinds and shake your stomach until you are either caffeinated or puke. Whichever one comes first, it is sure to wake you up.
Yo, Anwar needs to wake up - someone should order him a Colombian Deathsquad
When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.
God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.
The body fluids left on a person's upper lip or mustache after performing oral sex on somebody else, similar to a milk mustache of semen or vaginal fluid.
Bro 1: "Dude, Kyle went down on his girl last night and woke up with Colombian froth on his mustache."
Bro 2: "I guess he was saving the flavor for later."
The residual body fluids, often foamy and sticky, that remain around a person's mouth or on their facial hair after performing oral sex on another person, similar to a milk mustache of semen or a facial mask made of pussy juice.
Frat bro: Dude, I went down on my chick last night. It was crazy.
Buddy: I know, you still have Colombian froth all over your face.
The action of taking a girl and shoving her torso in the truck of a vehicle. Proceed to blow her back out, and at the moment of climax, yank out ur dong and shove it into her asshole.
I did that thing you told me to try with my girl last night, it had her screaming like a Colombian Straight Pipe
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Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack
2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.