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👮 ♂️ 🗑. Criminal scum cops who perverted, stalk girls and minors in schools and workplaces and associate with terrorists and other criminal scum in community for physical and sexal violence on victims who are women.
Citizen patrol has vets who are terrorists and cop patrol full of such elements who are cop trash as they bring good cops disrepute 👮 ♂️ 🚓
a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law
For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.
to receive oral from a female, (or if you're a swashbuckler), a male.
Last night I copped some dome from Debbie. The freakin' wench buffed my helmet so good that she drained my testicles of all its baby gravy!
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A film directed by Ivan Reitman. Released in 1990.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:
"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"
"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
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Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles
That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but normally says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
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n. An excuse designed to shirk responsibility.
Don't say you need to aaronize. That's just a cop out.
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A stripper agency GOB from Arrested Development used to work for.
They're just strippers! Look how hot they are!!!
One of the Hot Cops was my choir teacher.
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