coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus, sos un hijo de tu re madre ¿QUE NECESIDAD DE IR POR LA VIDA MATANDO A TODOS LOS CHINOS? tenes alto levante y todos quieren ser tu pareja( en especial los murciélago) Sos hermoso y moyy sexy.
Tu mama: damnnn quien es esa persona tan linda?
Tu nuera: ese es coronavirusss ESTA BOENARDO.
A fucking virus that everyone hates
Human 1: I have Coronavirus
Human 2: Well fuck u then
A virus that has us all stuck in the house,and ruined seniors last year of high school.
“Bro ,coronavirus got us stuck in the house.”
The reason you cant:
GET TOILET PAPER
WATCH A NEW SEASON OF ANYTHING
NOT WATCH A CRINGE TIK TOK
GO BACK TO SCHOOL
GET WALMART PICK UP GROCERIES
INTERACT WITH ANYONE
FUCK SOMEONE WITHOUT MAKIN SURE THEY SHIT STRAIGHT
EAT OUT
GRADUATE
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IM LOSING MY MIND
Mike: Lemme search when a new season of outer banks comin out.
Liv: Bitch its a fuckin pandemic right now
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LATE 2021
Mike: the fuck?
Liv: And thats on coronavirus
Jojo is based on the corona virus. It's all a jojo reference. Life is too!
Person 1: Wait, it's all a jojo reference?
Person 2: The coronavirus-19 always was a reference
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know that!
The rebellion by Americans against the shelter-in policy instituted by the federal government and certain states. People want to get back to work and their lives and are sick of being stuck at home. The coronavirus version of cabin fever and not the actual fever caused from a coronavirus infection. Corvid-19, Corvid virus, coronavirus, Corvid-19 fever, President Trump, truss Trump, truzz Trump, President Trump, 45, shelter-in, shelter, outbreak, virus, cabin fever, Trumper, Trump army, Trump nation, Donald Trump, Trumpnado, social distancing
I have been stuck inside my tiny apartment for 3 weeks due to the Coronavirus. I can’t take social distancing anymore, I have got a serious case of Coronavirus fever.