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I am bread you are bread he is bread she is bread it is bread together we are loaf,praise the sun it gives us grain so bagels can be made. Nothing will slice our loaf,not even the big sharp metal things,but if they do they will separate us into mutants like what this one human did to my wife, i guess i can rub up against my breador’s back too.
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The Axiom Creed of Aviation, group of warplane and carrier cultists in the Azur Lane community. This warplane cult's beliefs are centered around the appreciation of the aircraft the shipgirl universes while simultaneously giving worship to aircraft carriers. Here at the Axiom Creed of Aviation, the main goal is to expand the cult's size and spread the word of it's ideology of brain over brawn, knowledge and freedom. The combined goal and effort is to rise above and conquer over the Sandy cult, the opposing cult.
Intern-kun: "Wanna join the Sandy Cult?"
Grandmaster Starchaser: "How about join the Warplane Cult?"
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The Cult of Farts is a new-age body of believers who worship the unknown deity Almighty Farts. Originated in 2009 in East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, the Cult of Farts has expanded across the Poconos.
Almighty Farts, also known as Farts Himself, has unknown sovereignty and/or powers. Though there are no known works of literature that support the movement and power of this deity, followers trust in the every day smattering of happenstance of the penetrating, pungent aroma of flatulence to support their belief.
Fairly new, there is no creed or particular prayer in which members practice repetitiously. The common and accepted phrase of exaltation is the standard, "Praise Farts" or "Farts be praised!"
Standard belief is as follows: The equivalent of Farts is Farts. There is none higher or lower. Farts equals Farts. Farts plus Farts is Farts, whereas, Farts minus Farts is Farts also. The preceding equation is the crux of belief in this deity; an incomprehensible quagmire of Farts.
Farts Himself is believed to be omnipresent. It is also believed that the performance of farts, or flatulence, is the utmost example of humble adoration for Almighty Farts.
Simply stating "Farts" is always accepted as truth and/or correct by C.O.F. members. It is the correct response to any and all aspects of life. To C.O.F. members, "Farts" unsaid is just as good as "Farts" spoken.
Farts believers continue on daily spreading their message with zeal.
A hymn for Farts Almighty as per Cult of Farts:
"Praise Farts. Praise Farts in his sanctuary; praise Farts in his mighty heavens. Praise Farts for his acts of power; praise Farts for his surpassing greatness. Praise Farts with the sounding of the trumpet, praise Farts with the harp and lyre, praise Farts with tambourine and dancing, praise Farts with the strings and flute, praise Farts with the clash of cymbals, praise Farts with resounding cymbals. Let everything that has breath praise - Farts. Praise Almighty FARTS."
A founding member of Farts Himself was quoted with the following:
"Almighty Farts brought a tear to mein eye and a rumble to my tumble. Thy farts is a lamp unto mein feet and a light unto mein path. This is my farts broken and winded for you, eat ye all of it, in remembrance of me."
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The act of copy and pasting code from a source (book, website, CD_ROM etc) into code you are writing, without first understanding what it does.
"Jane is always cargo-culting javascript from dodgy progamming websites."
http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2009/04/16/9551818.aspx
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When following 1 person on twitter or 1 person following you, causes a storm of related followers to almost magically appear.
Two weeks from today I was a desperate tweeter, but thanks to the magic of a "twitter cult" a storm of diet & health train tweeter have joined. My 36 followers is about to jump over 100!
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The act of dripping hot candle wax into the butt-hole of a sexual partner.
Johnny gave Jenny the wax cult last night and burned her butt hole nicely
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The best band that there has ever been. Located in Australia. The band is made up of four extremely sexy girls...
"What are you listening to ?"
"The Paperclip Cult of course, what about you?"
"Haha, same!"
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