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a bowel movement; to take a crap.
"Before I go to the grocery store, I better crump A dump."
There are a confluence of factors required to achieve the dump badge:
1. A person works in an office where employees must wear photo IDs.
2. The person wears the badge clipped to his belt.
3. Typically, this involves a male, because women rarely wear badges on their belts.
4. You must have a restroom that is shared among multiple employees.
5. The person wears the badge on the side of his pants which faces out when sitting in the stall.
Ok, if all of the elements are in place, this is what happens: worker A goes into the stall for a bowel movement. What he doesn't realize is that when he dropped his pants, his badge is visible underneath the stall door and everyone who comes in can see the identity of the one in the bathroom. This becomes particularly troublesome if any noteworthy events happen in the restroom (like those involving odors or messes left behind).
1: Hey, Bruce, have you seen Steve?
2: Give him a minute, I just saw his dump badge in the bathroom.
1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.
2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)
Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"
Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.
That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.
When you are completely happy in a relationship and out of nowhere your signifigant other decides s/he isn't. You probably didnt see this coming and it felt as if life had bitch slapped you, its okay though. Go eat some ice cream and cry (meaningless hook ups and/or alcohol are optional but suggested).
Boyfriend: Hey you seem really happy with us.
Girlfriend: Yeah I am, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: ....
Girlfriend: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: I'm confused but I don't feel a connection to you anymore. Sorry but I don't think it would be fair to stay with you.
Girlfriend (thinking*) FUCK. fuck. I need some alcohol because thats what you do after getting dumped.
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Often abbreviated and betterly known as TD, the most famous of the 'D family.
This is when you feel a need maybe after eating, or may need to in the near future, you would take a 'tactical dump' to avoid having to dump later when there may not be a toilet or even be put in an awkward place or position, if used properly this would rule out 'power dumping' but as the rules of 'dumping' have yet be perfected this is not the case.
Mum to son:- We'v got a long journey ahead take a Tactical Dump before we leave ther may not be a toilet stop before we arrive
Football manager to players :- take a TD before the game, dont want any of you shitting yourselves on the pitch
Im about to go clubbing better TD before i leave so i dont have to sit down in the grimey toilets in there.
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When people shit on themselves in anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will shield some criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"
Most crappy youtube performers take nice big anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions
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The act of multiple individuals taking a dump in the same toilet in rapid succession without flushing.
The janitor complained to school officials after we ran a dump train on our high school's bathroom.
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