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Baby Making Fluids

ejaculate The liquid that comes out after you ejaculate after sexual actions.

What is used when you want to make a baby.

I was giving him a handjob and his baby making fluids got all over me

by shaneeka August 31, 2007


Amni-idiotic fluid

The uterine fluid which supports a fetus within the womb of an absolute moron mother to be...

See Snooki

It was a safe bet any spawn coming from her amni-idiotic fluid

would not be a rocket scientist.

by sheila in the car March 05, 2012


Gender Fluid

Human Male ejaculate; Semen

Chad: “Stacy swallowed all of my gender fluid last night.”

by Sir. Owner of facts February 15, 2021


computational fluid dynamics

(CFD)
physics the quantitative study of fluids and their actions given a set of events.

For use in the creation of soup, chemical based reactors, vehicles, risk assessments, damage assessments, meteorological predictions, and different predictions of naturally occurring phenomena.

seriously, im not that smart.
(Anyway, an example of computational fluid dynamics would need graphical models and computer programming)

by puahl October 09, 2005


pre-ejaculatory fluid

"Pre-ejaculatory fluid" is the clnical medical way to say what most of us call "pre-cum" or "precum": the usually clear and viscous liquid seceted by the Cowper's Gland (a tiny gland inside the male's genito-urinary works) that precedes actual orgasm and ejaculation of semen ("cum").

The amount secreted as pre-ejaculatory fluid varies from nothing or next-to-nothing to a great amount. See basketball player.

The most popular brand of condom-safe sexual lubricant mimics very well the clearness, thickness (viscosity), slipperiness and slight stickiness of pre-ejaculatory fluid.

by al-in-chgo May 31, 2010


Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 05, 2010


get right fluid

Yerba mate is used to make a beverage known as mate. When served cold, the drink is called tereré in Guaraní. It is traditionally consumed in central and southern regions of South America, primarily in Paraguay, as well as in Argentina, Uruguay, southern and central-western Brazil, the Chaco region of Bolivia and southern Chile. It is also popular in the Druze community in Syria and Lebanon, where it is imported from Argentina. Yerba mate was first cultivated and used by the indigenous Guaraní people and in some Tupí communities in southern Brazil, prior to European colonization. Yerba mate can be found in various energy drinks on the market, as well as being sold as a bottled or canned iced tea.

Keeps you feeling lifted as fuck, awake, and focused without the jitters.

Me: I’m on that get right fluid

Dude: Aww yeah, what you sippin’ on?
Me: Yerba mate
Dude: Wtf is that?

Me: Magical tea!!!!
Dude: Are you lit?!

Me: Fuck yeah I am!!

by Karose13 November 08, 2019