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Holy Floating Jellyfish

See: Flying Pickle Squid

josh: Trolling is the answer!

John: Holy floating jellyfish

by holy lord what is that?? October 21, 2010

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The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool

I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool

by Turkeybaster March 5, 2008

11πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


premade jellyfish

its be your jelly but a fish⍨ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.

marry dick shitπŸŒ΅πŸΎπŸŒ³πŸ¦”πŸ¦”πŸ¦”πŸ•πŸ³πŸ¦”

sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish

sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

by ciller cattle March 13, 2020


Jellyfish Method

A tried and true method of creating a really shit band. A method for making cringiest, corniest, most ear splintering musical group of all time. Once such a terrible band is creating you might refer to them as "The Jellyfish Method"

My sister likes the Jellyfish Method, yeah it's a new band that's awful

by mmswbngs September 9, 2022


Catch jellyfish

To catch feelings.

Example: butterflys in my/your stomach

This man/ woman is amazing. I didn't even mean to catch jellyfish, but I cant get him/her off my mind.

by That girl xoxo August 19, 2019


Jellyfish

Jellyfish people talk to you in stinging words and try to stage it as Informatic.swimming in the sea of an enormous jellyfish and getting stung repeatedly by stingers.

Jellyfish alert! β€œI just saw your bf with a young 22 year old with legs up to here”! πŸ¦‘πŸ™

by Mspalaz August 19, 2018


Jellyfish

Someone with no personality or backbone. Generally pale in complexion. They have no positive but no negative features at all. Just an empty vessel. Contribute nothing to life, or your social group. Banter immune.Dull

Dan's girlfriend is fine, but there's just not much too her. She's just a bit of a jellyfish.

by Ballslikemelons July 12, 2015