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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She loves the violin, her boyfriend, her family, and her dog. She is the greatest girlfriend you can ever have and loves to know she is loved. When in deep times she keeps up her smile to make others feel happy. She makes everyone happy and she is really beautiful and loves to have a great laugh every now and then. She makes her boyfriend really happy even when he is sad or depressed.
"Kylie croc is not a thot" says Rylee "I know she isn't" says Lauren
She’s a retarded cantaloupe that can’t play iMessage Battleship even if it meant she’d die if she lost 🤷🏻 ♀️
“God damnit you’re SUCH A KYLIE. You suck at this game...”
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A bitch that needs a nigga every five seconds and her eyes split 9 feet from her nose
Oh shit Kylie is dating drew Andy Kyle and trevor at that same time what a bitch
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A girl that goes out with you leaves and goes out with you best friend. She has a fear fo being a hoe. She’s racist and gets her nudes leaked. People try to help her she isn’t thankful for them and she only loves one person more than anyone. She clames to be a complex person but she’s not she’s bipolar. Also she’s a recarlation of the devil
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When plastic goes into humans instead of the ocean. Both are an issue.
Teen Girl: I wanna look like Kylie Jenner!
Some random fuck: Might as well say you wanna be a straw..
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One of many people who got famous because of ther plastic surgeries induced looks. It is estimated she spent 2 millions on:
-breast implants
-but implants
-lover rib removal
-lip injections
-jaw reconstruction
-chin implant to match match the new jaw
-eyebrow lift
-eyelid widening
-nose job
-cheek lift
So basically everything on her is fake and she completely changed her appearance
Susan: damn Sally be getting that butt implant, nose job and jaw reconstruction all at once
Meghan: she gonna Kylie Jenner it for real!
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When a girl performs a Houdini-like act in the bedroom on someone she hates. Before one last round of sex, she politely excuses herself to the restroom and proceeds to give herself an enema with water and instead of draining the liquid, she holds it in. She then proceeds to brag about "being a sqirter" and proceeds to ride the lucky man's face. As he continues to eat her pussy, she fakes a climax and proceeds to shit the liquid into his mouth.
Dennis: "Hey Michael why the sour look on your face man?"
Michael: "Oh man, my girl shit an enema in my mouth last night. She said it's called a Dirty Kylie. I should have never screwed her over. Im done with bitches, I think I'm gonna be gay from now on."
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