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When you have not properly wiped yourself and leave bits of toliet paper stuck between your cheeks.
Karolina needed to harvest her butt lettuce after a night of heavy drinking and poor personal hygiene.
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A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")
"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"
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oversized, sloppy, and disclored vagina lips in conjunction with excessive, un-tamed, and un-manicured pubic hair and any caliber of offensive smell directly related to the vagina orifice and its activities. (i.e.-pee trapped in hair, vaginosis, and or general body odor.) symptoms are usually discovered upon removal of the panties, foreplay, entry from the doggystyle position, or via your buddy that was a first-hand victim. All in all grumpy lettuce is when the vagina resembles 2 pieces of rotten lettuce that had been sitting in the fridge a little too long.
I tried fucking Sally last night but I couldn't get hard because she had grumpy lettuce.
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Used to describe the bunched up chode hairs that gather in one's chode/gooch region that have begun to fester with signs of mold and greening on the tips
Dawg, Rick's chode lettuce is collecting dingle berries and you could see the lumps in his pants!
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A word that some ppl think is cool to use for marijuana (aka weed, blunts, doobies, etc...)
"Hey give me a hit of that mexican lettuce"
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when a girl is shaking her ass all up in some junk
I was at a party when I saw Delaney chopping the lettuce
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to lick a ladies bits. giving oral sex to a woman
Girl 1: Are you straight?
Girl 2: No, I prefer to lick the lettuce
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