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Pronounced: MEAAHNS ASSESS!
An expression you use as a substitute for Fuck, shit, crap, damn, dammit, etc.
Danny: I saw your mom at the mall last night; i think she was returning your new kicks.
Joe: Men's Asses!
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When daddy and daddy love each other very very much, they purposely drop the soap for each other so they could insert their schlong into each other.
Mom: Joe, Yuri, and Ligma are having a gay men slumber party on 6/9/69. Are you in?
Me: *visible confusion*
Mom: OK! I'll sign you up!
Me: *visible depression*
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A sleep-over event aimed solely at grown men. These events usually consist of activities such as playing video games, baking or cooking treats and meals, light alcohol consumption and general socializing. The events end with all participants sharing one large bed or sleeping area.
Men Overs, or "MENOVERS!" as they are often called, are not homo-sexual events but are sometimes referred to as such due to the level of comfort shown between each man involved. This actually stems from years of friendship which can create a Men Over style bond of trust.
Traditionally all of the men taking part will wear a pair of Long Johns, either throughout the event, or as sleep wear. This is not mandatory however, especially if partaking in a Men Over in a warmer climate.
The term "men over" originates from a phrase sometimes used in football commentary where it refers to a moment in play when one team has players free in space on the opposite side of the pitch from the player with the ball.
Mark, Andrew, Nicholas and Stuart were excited about the Men Over that was planned for Friday night.
Person A: "We haven't all got together in ages, what do you fancy doing?"
Person B: "Men Over?"
Person A: "MEN OVER!"
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Men who are short, which means under the average height of around 5'10'', or approximately 178 centimeters, or 1.78m. Short men are just that: short. They are not any less of a man than Mike Tyson. Short men are found in every region and culture, and are as varried as the taller models. Penis size is not a component of height, nor is maniness. Short guys often have trouble getting girls due to the natural female desire to find a man who can protect her and provide for her and her children. However, short men are great to hug, being at perfect height to cuddle into the breasts of the average woman, and during sex, this can be used for simultaneous stimulation of the breasts and vulva.
A list of short men who kicked ass:
Mikhail Kalashnikov, J.R.R. Tolkien, the ancient Romans, Napoleon Bonaparte, James Madison, Alexander the Great, Cicero Richard Hammond, Jackie Chan, Admiral Yamamoto, Suzuhara Bokuden, Musashi, Claudius, and many others. I myself am a short guy, and i have to tell you that it sucks. I'm only 5'4''. Getting a girlfriend is nearly impossible, unfortunately. However, I have managed to score cute and novelty points. So remember my sub-pint comerades: you cram more manliness into your 5' than they do in their 6'5''. Short people rule!
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To change sexual preferences.
Rob:My girlfriend left me for a black guy
Samuel:Switch to men
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staring that one guy from the princess bride the best movie to watch with the bros.
Men in tights is my favorite movie.