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Lung Mittens

Boobs

She's got a sloppy mutton, but her fantastic lung mittens make up for the deficiency.

by Otis Choadus July 7, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


zinc mittens

A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't)

he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves but they ain't

by McScruff March 11, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pooh Mitten

When you wrap your hand in toilet paper to avoid getting pooh on it

I took a huge dump and needed a pooh mitten to clean up!

by Eecol December 18, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


haddock mitten

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!

by DJTL January 10, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sausage Mitten

Anyone called Josie

I was fingering Josie last night, she had a right sausage mitten! innit

by Mittenslayer February 13, 2019

21๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass mittens

Mittens that are designed to be worn on the rear rather than hands.

Ben- My ass is so cold.
Taylor- Here, I made you some ass mittens!

by Jae1716 February 9, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex mitten

A term of endearment for one's female sexual partner, derived from "sex kitten".

"Come here sex mitten! I want to grab your booty"

"a mitten I wear on my hands, a sex mitten I wear on my penis"

by shemmin December 6, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž