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The thing that a retard says after u say something like “What did you do today?” Then he answers “Ur Mum”
“What’s ur hobby?”
“Ur Mum”
*Slaps him*
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Sid's Mum is a sexual position which originated in India. It is a sexual position where a guy called Sid calls over his friends to his house and then his friends shout "Sid's Mum", which leads to Sid's Mum running over to Sid's bedroom and proceeding in a group orgy with his friend's on his bed.
Hey Sid, can we try out a Sid's Mum next time? It'll be such a good experience for all of us!
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Mothers in the Mosman suburb in the North Shore of Sydney who wear Lululemon and drive BMW’s.
Person 1: Mosman mums are snobby
Person 2: true
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Widespread, ineffective insult globally used by townies, kevs and their offspring. Used as a counter insult by citizens with the I.Q of a bucket of sewage water (and the B.O of one)
Your mum originated, presumably, in the UK, which just adds another thing to the list that we'll be embarrased we thought of when we look back at this 10 years from now
Your mum is effectively dead towards punks, grungers, and emos, and ironically has been added to their arsenal of townie impressions.
However, mentioning 'your mum' to a townie or similar missing link of the gene code may result in serious bodily harm, so if you do have to insult them, use words with more than 6 letters to leave them stunned and confused.
A: Fuck you
B: Fuck your mum
A: You're gay
B: Your mum's gay
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ya mum is the answer to every question
tom:your a dick
jim:so is ya mum
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A woman who's baby has passed away before being born. She is still a mother, she still has a child, only she carries her baby in her heart now not in her arms. Angel mums are incredibly strong, powerful women. They have had to endure the most difficult loss of all. Often angel mums have had to give birth to their babies knowing they have already grown their angel wings - this experience of labour is life changing and is part of why angel mums are so strong. After having grown their babies inside themselves, sometimes for 40 weeks or more, leaving hospital with an empty belly, empty arms and a broken heart can be a lonely journey. If you know an angel mum, don't ever be afraid to talk about her baby. Even though you might fear you will upset her, angel mums actually love it when you acknowledge their babies. It's common for angel mums to feel like everyone has forgotten what happened to them or their babies. Speak the name of the angel baby, angel mums love to hear their baby's name spoken aloud. Continue to include the angel baby in conversation and on special occasions. Angelversaries, Christmas , special occasions and Mother's Day can all Be difficult times for angel mums. The birth of other babies, baby showers and life events for babies who were due/born at the sametime can also be tough. Angel Mums need your love and understanding at these times.
Eg Woman 1: does she have any children?
Woman 2: yes, she's an angel mum, her son kolton was stillborn at 35 weeks at the beginning of the year
Eg Woman 3: I don't have words to describe how I feel, I miss my baby so much, I just want to hold my little darling in my arms one last time... I miss him with every fibre of my being....
Man 1: honey I miss him too, i miss our little man, he was so perfect in every way, 10 little fingers, 10 little toes, just perfect.. I wish we could watch him grow... Come give me a cuddle, you are the most amazing woman, you're an angel mum, I've never known anyone as strong as you, when you are ready we will have our rainbow and kolton will watch over us all and help us stay strong, there is nothing more pure than the love he created
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'Your Mum' is the original english version of the insult. The American readers among us will be more accustomed to 'Your Momma.' The insuslt can be added as a come back (though not a very good one) to any insult. The comeback does not have to be related in any way to the insult and can be completely incoherent.
This is an example of and incoherent version
'You such such a cock sucker'
'Your Mum.'
This is a coherent example
'Fuck you! You suck cock'
'So does your Mum'
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